If you are lifting your
coffee cup to your mouth, as you awkwardly say 'hello' to your co-worker, and
accidentally splash your face... you're a durp.
Related words: derp, durpadurp.
Synonyms: stupid, dopey, naive, clueless, clumsy, klutz, awkward, innocent, god's child.
Antonyms:
aggressive, sharp, smart, brilliant, clever.