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cake monkey 

a cake monkey is a bitch who loves makeup sooo much that she covers every part of her face like 10 times over and over

thats a cake monkey
guy 1:dude i saw like 7 layers of makup on her face

guy 2:what a cake monkey
cake monkey by cwilb November 4, 2009

money cake 

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay
money cake by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2016

monkey cakes 

Monkey Buttcheaks
Let me squeeze those Monkey cakes

money cake 

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay
money cake by Uncle Dimma February 14, 2015

Cake money 

Doing something that is just way to easy.

Modern day replacement for easy as pie
Yo making my girlfriend and her friend polish sisters was cake money
Cake money by joeybagodoughnuts October 30, 2016

Moneycake 

A combination of the two best things on the planet, used to describe the thrid, being sex.

T.Cakebread-Brown is the chief baker and head chef in the production of money cake.

Vodka being the fourth best thing can result in vodka moneycake, which can be quite messy.
Would u like a slice of my moneycake tonight? ;)
Moneycake by Sarah Piggott January 11, 2008