A word creation which combines the words "fake" and "Oakley". The latter being the outragously expensive sunglasses considered cool to own. Foakleys are most easily acquired in big city streets from panhandlers.
Bobby Ray: Hey Bobby Sue, I hear you're going to NYC, could you pick me up a pair of foakleys?
Bobby Sue: No way! Those things are like 2 buxx!
Louise is regarded by many to be the current president of the entire Universe. She spends her days leading a reign of tyranny and searching for pink objects to line her palace.
person 1: is that Louise Fakley?
person 2: i love wellingtons.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)