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Ass Turd Monkey Fucker 

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

Turd Ass 

Someone who is lame, somewhat of a jackass.
Hand me those nachos dawg, dont be a Turd Ass.
Turd Ass by Adam Goldfish October 11, 2008

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turd ass 

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.
turd ass by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

turd burgaling ass bandit 

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims
kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

turd burgling ass monkey 

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.
"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"