Fourth of July 

A celebration of the time the Americans gave the british the biggest L in the history of Ls

British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”

Fourth of July by 281CubicInchesOfFreedom July 3, 2018

fourth of july 

The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.

police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.

fourth of july by ouirewoi August 2, 2007

Fourth of July 

The day Will Smith saved the earth from an alien invasion

Person A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July

Fourth of July by HTRFVBHGTFCVGFC July 4, 2008

Fourth of July 

the night that everyone spams there stories with fireworks even though nobody even looks at them.

girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!

Fourth of July by looooosey.gooooosey July 4, 2019

Fourth of july 

A time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptions

get ready for the sensations of the Fourth of july

Fourth of july by Timm Heacock July 4, 2008

Fourth of July 

The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach

Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!

Fourth of July by CCSDCA July 4, 2008

fourth of july 

When a girl or guy gives you a blow job while they have pop rocks the candy in their mouth.

Before my girlfriend went down on me I had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so I could have a great Fourth of July.

fourth of july by Douche and Destroy January 20, 2011