tumour 

rounded lumps on a teenagers head

that boy has a large tumour!

tumour by Dominic Lee November 3, 2007

tumour 

the tip of the penis; tumor; the mushroom tip

Person A: Cedric's tumour is so soft.
Person B: Yeah, I could only feel it after he dipped.

tumour by jenny_tools May 16, 2020

Tumour Tube 

A cigarette

The grey-faced addicts stood outside, huddling in the drizzle, sucking on their tumour tubes.

Tumour Tube by Singletrack November 4, 2013

Sense of tumour 

Very bad sense of humour. Juxtaposed to rhythm with tumour to give the sense of killing you with the bad jokes. Can only be used with close friends or with tumour patients who have a sense of humour and bad jokes in their kitty.

Your sense of tumour is killing me, Ryan!

Sense of tumour by GigglingGaggler August 30, 2010

computer tumour 

computer add on's. Such as: external hardrives, flashdrives, usb accesories, etc.

woah man, get rid of some of those computer tumours!

computer tumour by colin magee January 18, 2008

pastina tumour face 

A girl who has back combed blonde hair who loves a drink or two. Serial spewer. Bit of a chunder bird. :) Fancies boys called kev and likes anal beads.

Have you seen that girl over there with the back combed hair puking on the street....shes such a pastina tumour face.

pastina tumour face by feegina December 11, 2010

it's not a tumor 

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.

"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

it's not a tumor by Neilmiser May 5, 2004