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Strawberry & Chocolate 

Sorry, Kat. But I used your name because I knew you would see it.
Just wanted to reassure you that you're not alone in having to deal with what's-his-face's titanic idiocy.

Nice to meet you too, by the way :)

Strawberry Chocolate Supreme 

When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.
Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.

Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie

When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.
1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!

strawberry chocolate surprise 

Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.
Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.

Strawberry Chocolate Surprise 

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.

chocolate strawberry slimjim

When you fuck somebodys ass so hard your cock gets covered in shit and blood and you yell snap into a slimjim like macho man randy savage and you slide your cock into there mouth.
My girl asked me to give her a chocolate strawberry slimjim but i didnt know what it was! Good thing theres a definition now