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Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.
The act of dry humping while making out, mostly between "normal mormons" in Provo, Utah. A typical hookup among mormon millenials involves making out and durfing aka "dick surfing" at a lookout spot such as the Y parking lot or Squaw Peak
"Dude I totally hooked with this chick from my ward last night"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"
Durfing by holybaddie February 18, 2017
Durfing is the combination of the words Denim and Surfing. It’s a common act between 2 people who are remaining abstinent, but trying to show the highest level of affection possible. That, or they are just there to have fun. Either way, it’s a common pass-time of teenagers who aren’t ready for kids.
Bro! You’ll never believe it! I saw Jessica and Kyle Durfing in the Wendy’s Parking Lot!
Durfing by TheBreeziest July 29, 2021
The act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. Often accompanied by blue balls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in the part of the girl.
We were durfing so hard on her counter I thought my dick might break.
Durfing by Durfing April 12, 2010

Duffington 

There is an urban legend, of a powerful rage, that awakens inside the human soul. There is someone named Duff, and inside him lays rage incarnate. When the rage boils to the surface, he transforms into Duffington. Duffington is a dark entity that revels in the night and looks for unsuspecting victims to slaughter. It is impossible to know when he is coming for you and impossible for anyone to track him, as he glides over the ground and melds into shadows. The last thing victims ever hear is a small cackle before their throat is slit.
Joe: What a nice night!
<sees a dark figure approaching swiftly>
Joe: Hey! Who are-
<SLICE>
Duffington by Phil Vargas April 21, 2005

Dueling Batwings 

I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.
Dueling Batwings by brenten kelly January 17, 2008