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Fartknocker 

A semi-derogatory term that is based on a long, popping fart that simulates the sound of knocking; often farted on wooden chairs.
kiss my ass you fartknocker
Fartknocker by Jodayo July 20, 2003

fartknocker 

derogatory term used to describe a homosexual male. a term given to the penetrator, not the penetraitee. the act of man on man love would "knock" a fart back up where it came from. similar too 'packing the fudge'
they're just a couple of fartknockers.
fartknocker by tony bob May 28, 2006

fartknocker 

A totally disreputable person.

Common since the mid-1950s.
That yuppie boss of ours is a real fartknocker.

fartknocker 

A juvenile way to describe a person who penetrates an anus in sexual intercourse. A blend of 'fart' and 'knocking on the back door,' slang for proposing anal sex.
Jimmy: I know you want to butt-fuck the R.A.
Timmy: blushes I do not!
Jimmy: laughs Yeah, you do, you're such a fartknocker.
fartknocker by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

Fartknocker 

The surname of one of Germany's most important families. Like Farmer or Smith, the name is derived from the process of actual fartknocking, which was used in Germanic warfare throughout the 19th century and up until WWII, when the Fartknocker family wouldn't allow their heritage to be sullied by association with the Nazi party. It involves torture through sulfur emissions done in close proximity to the enemies olifactory senses.
'Augustus! Be proud! You are a Fartknocker!'
Fartknocker by Geronimo Jones January 24, 2009

Fartknocker 

A Homosexual who penetrates another mans anus.
I wouldn't pick up the soap in front of him, he looks like a total fartknocker.
Fartknocker by Davie January 9, 2003