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The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.
We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.

Horsedick Hound 

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.
I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
Horsedick Hound by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
Usage began as an unintended combination of the words "horrendous" and "tv channel changing" that was first put into use in 2003 and is now used to describe anything that warrants disapproval. Is also the root word from which any number of strangely abbreviated, and even sometimes, unnecessarly lengthened words are derived. Examples include: horrend, hermend, horrendelino, and hernendez. Any one of which can be used to express disapproval.
1. "that was the most horrendel meal I have ever eaten"
2. "how was your test dude?" "it was hermend, i totally failed it
horrendel by Cuzzie Jr. May 22, 2006

Down Horrendous 

A man or male who can't get laid, but desperately craves it, or a man that is extremely horny. A man like this will go to extreme lengths to get sex, whether they are legal or illegal ways. "Down Horrendous" is a more explicit derivative of "down bad"
1. I thought I was down bad for paying a girl $1000 dollars for sex, but when I saw EDP445 get exposed I knew at that moment I may be down bad, but at least I am not down horrendous.

2. I would never get caught being down horrendous in 4k ultra, like EDP445

Horrendi 

His poor attempt at singing was horrendi! it made me feel positively ill.
Horrendi by Dazzy August 2, 2003

Down Horrendous 

Down horrendous is an even worse version of down bad, a term typically used to describe someone who is desperately horny. Down horrendous should only be used when down bad cannot accurately describe how desperate somebody is.
"I just jerked off to the thought of her man."
"Holy crap, you're down horrendous."