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berbatov 

The best football player the world has ever seen, great touch skill, great finisher and strong in the air, a Tottenham fan favorite and highest earning Tottenham player, in season 07-06 he led his team in goals (23) and assists (16), making him Tottenham player of the season, fans player of the season and being selected in the epl team of the season, he has made some great achievements in his first season in the premiership.
Tottenham supporter: ohh Berbatov just scored against arsenal
Ars*nal supporter: ffs not again
berbatov by ivan dank September 5, 2007
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Dimitar Berbatov

A sub-par, a mediocre soccer player from Bulgaria. Skills include scoring pre-made goals, a knack for scoring from an offside position, and just picking up loose balls in the box to score for his club Manchester United. Days as a starter are counted, due to the signing of new star Javier "El Chicharito" Hernandez at Old Trafford. A mystery in English football is why MANUTD signed such a bum like Berbatov
fan 1: "Did you see Man U's game yesterday?, they tied 0-0".

fan 2: "With a bum like Dimitar Berbatov up front, how do you expect us to score?, its ok, don't fret, because Chicharito Hernandez will be here soon to tear this place up"
Dimitar Berbatov by A. Garcia August 13, 2010

Berbatoving 

The act of running through/over all defenders in the pursuit of scoring a goal in a soccer match.
Person 1: Don't let that player get a breakaway.

Commentator: The striker gets loose and finds open turf ahead of him...

Person 2: Whoa, he's Berbatoving you!!!

Commentator: Goal!!!!!!!!!!
Berbatoving by Nalex1391 June 18, 2010

Berbatovian

(Adjective) Used to describe someone's performance at a task. Denotes displaying extreme laziness and antipathy towards a task despite displaying obvious skill, flair and talent for it.

Usually provokes annoyance among others.

In honour of Dimitar Berbatov's performances for Manchester United.
"He's such an annoying Berbatovian cock. He never even tries and he gets more birds than I could dream of."
Berbatovian by djr1987 October 23, 2011

Berbatory 

After I locked myself in a room for two days, I had to visit the nearest berbatory to satisfy my hunger.
Berbatory by TheBerbFan August 3, 2011
German Apex streamer typically seen playing BR Ranked. Usually Diamond 4 Hardstuck. Thinks he's good. Let's everybody think he's good.

Known for bad plays and flaming randoms on stream. Too scared to open mic ingame though.

Has a cultish type of fan base.

Queues with Preds end off Season and suddenly hits Masters.

If you get him in Solo Queue, just jump off the map honestly.
"That guy didn't hit a single bullet on me haha... oh wait it was Berbatow. Lol."
berbatow by amonaholic December 7, 2022