douche music 

Any genre of techno that has a rhythmic bass beat in the background. Douche, douche, douche, douche is how it will sound.

What Asians listen to.

"Dude, they played THE most AMAZING douche music last weekend at the club."

Hannah:Lets listen to aphex twins!
Jared: Pump up the douche!

douche music by Jared Fucking Jackson January 14, 2008

douche-douche music 

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.

douche-douche music by Screw dog September 30, 2008

Music Douche 

Pronunciation: \ myü-zikˈdüsh\
Function: noun
Date: September 6, 2009

A person who thinks they know more about music, and have better taste in music than anyone they know; one who only likes obscure bands, and who stops listening to musicians once they gain notoriety. When asked what kind of music they listen to, a music douche will answer "indie" even though that describes nothing.

“I just don’t really care about The Beatles, I mean there were so many bands from that period who were more talented.” –Elayna

“Well yeah, but you don’t have to be a music douche about it” –Eliza

Music Douche by The vermafia September 8, 2009

Cliche music douche 

A douche bag who says something cliche towards there love for music, usually trying to make themselves try and fit into a stereotype

Tryhard: "mann, music is my life, i would litterally kill myself with out it"

Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."

Cliche music douche by (xo)mom October 27, 2009

musical douche 

any person who typically writes overly complicated rhythms and parts that sound generally unappealing, with varying levels of success.

Mason Bates is a musical douche.

musical douche by Dwizzle69 February 19, 2015