get a dog 

Solid life advice.

Person 1: I dunno man, I've just been depressed lately.
Person 2: You should get a dog!
Person 1: Wow! Great idea!

get a dog by Gamer Eevee May 17, 2018

get a dog 

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.

Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."

get a dog by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

get a dog up ya 

have an alcoholic beverage.

an australian expression derived from "hair of the dog that bit you," "get a dog up ya" is a jovial instruction to take your acoholic beverage and drink it, similar to cheers.

"I am experiencing a hang over from last night's frivolties."
"Thats a shame. Why don't you get a dog up ya? Its bound to set you straight."
"Lets both get some dogs up us."
"Lets"

get a dog up ya by Mrs Harrigan August 18, 2007

Get a dog up ya 

To go get fucked.

Bloke: fancy a drink treacle?
Bird: no way you slime!
Bloke: Ah! get a dog up ya!

Get a dog up ya by The Reds Brothers January 14, 2009

get a dog up ya 

An australian expression which really doesn't mean anything much at all. Often said whilst being drunk and yelled at high volume at the footy.

Drunk Aussie Yobbo A: Stone the flaming crows mate, essendon are losing this game
Drunk Aussie Yobbo B: yeah this is fucked
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A (Yelled out in the crowd): Come on bombers, GET A DOG UP YA!!

get a dog up ya by mark33345 December 12, 2006

get a dog up ya 

piss off

get a dog up ya!

get a dog up ya by Electric Mind September 7, 2003

A dog could get used to this 

The most predicted line in all movies where dogs are speaking English. These movies already suck enough, but having to throw in this line is an embarrassment. Were all sick of watching a dog drink coffee and read the paper!

Dog 1: This is the life. No rules, no sticks to fetch, just sitting back watching some TV.
Dog 2: I love it. A dog could get used to this.

A dog could get used to this by Puppet Killer December 20, 2009