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brobandon 

The act of the abandonment of a "bro" at an event such as lunch or at a place like the mall.
Person 1 - "Justin totally brobandoned me at lunch today"
Person 2 - "He broke Bro-Rule Number 1, never leave a bro behind."
brobandon by xapollyonx February 19, 2009

brobandonment 

When one or more of your bros move away and/or get into a relationship, and/or start a new business venture, and do not hang out with you anymore.
Ever since Keith moved away, I have been having serious brobandonment issues.
a take on the traditional commando, however a bromando collects information on everything related to bro's, ie wheeling brawds, party spots, etc. a bromando is a great friend and valued team member, hes the guy to tell you another bro is trying to wheel your brawd, or someones is talking trash, or even if that girl across the room is DTF.

Note the difference between a bromando and just a snakey individual. a bromando is completely loyal to your company who gives you valuable information, while a snakey bastard will spread disinformation in a minute. Cameron Beattie is the living definition of a Bromando.
" yo man john over ther was tellin that brawd ur wheelin that ura huge d-bag " " omg man thanks, im gunna fuckin crush him! " - very bromando-ish

"hey 175 hearthridge party!!" - bromando

" man that girl you THINK is in to you, she's one crazy mofo, praises the bible every day.." - somthing a bromando would report

"alex is talkin shit man, dont trust that guy hes nawta bro."-classic bromando
bromando by GEDASOROUS REX March 28, 2010
a colloquialism of the new video game by Gearbox, Borderlands. You play the game with your close friends, watching each other's back in the wasteland.
Dude, are you up for some Brolands later?
Brolands by Cheetohs November 10, 2009

Brolander 

A weird way of saying, "brother from another mother".

Only people who are not actually related to you are referred to this way.

It can also only be used as a direct statement to someone, you can't refer to people like "he's my brolander" or anything like that, and if you do, you're a savage.
Tom Hanks: Yo, will smith, what's up Brolander

Will Smith: Not much just buying more slaves.

Tom Hanks: no way me too!!!
Brolander by well done, twat. November 8, 2010