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Texecution 

Death of a relationship by texting, either in error or on purpose.
"My girl broke up with me man",
"Dang man, texecution is hard on a mofo"

I thought I was texting Jim my nude selfies but was really texting Joe, what a texecution!
Texecution by Bonjovi74 October 23, 2014

Texacution 

Capital punishment in the state of Texas.

If you kill someone in Texas, they kill you back. Got it?
Texacution is also referred to as Texas Justice.
Texacution by Samuel Chase December 19, 2006

Beaner executioner 

A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.
Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!

Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?

Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!

Executionist 

Someone who reliably achieves seemingly impossible tasks. Performed with such expertise the task appears easy to everyone else.
Gary Taylor who works at World Travelers got me out of Nepal, through China and home to the states in 48 hours. All the other travel agents said it would take 2-3 weeks to get the Visas and Tickets to achieve this. Gary got it done, made it look easy and he didn't brag about it. Gary is an executionist, because it's just in a days work for him.
Executionist by Snarfius June 10, 2014

Sexecutioner 

Possibly the most evil man of all time, he uses common sexual practices to kill.
You better watch out, or the Sexecutioner might face fuck you to death!
Sexecutioner by cobbnobbler January 15, 2010

Executioner Style 

This is a sexual experience when you are having sex with a girl from behind and when you are about to cum you push her forward and blow your wad in the back of her head
Last night i gave my girlfriend an executioner style