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Snailin' 

When your in your car and some stupid fucking geriatric puss nugget is going 5 MPH, in front of you, when the speed limit is 40 and you are stuck behind him honking your horn thinking about how you have a fucking life and thinking this guy should die already and get out of your fucking way.
"Hey you old fucking wrinkle dick shitbag, why you snailin' on me??? Get the fuck out of my way bitch."
Snailin' by L1qu1d S1lenc3r April 19, 2010

snailin' it 

To do something slowly, methodically, but doing it with tremendous success! As if to "nail it" slowly like a 🐌
Wow! You're snailin' it!
snailin' it by 🐌dude April 18, 2017

straight snailin 

When you're just chillin and you are wet as fuck or suddenly cum in your pants. More or less a salivating vagina.
"I got that bitch last night so wet man. She was straight snailin."
straight snailin by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Snailing 

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
Snailing by Bertha1548 March 8, 2014

Snailing About 

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging
Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about
A beautiful girl who is not afraid to show her self but she could lie but she fuck anybody up and she could betray you but she might fix it one day and she helps you in any problem and she always makes you laugh you would be lucky to have a sailin
Hey
Hi
What is your name

Sailing
Well you are looking fine
sailin by jms-tiger-16 March 29, 2015