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Horizonkal 

Utterly wasted...A fragile state when you are so tired (zonked) due to over indulgence or emotional strain, that you have to lay down anywhere before you pass out/die/cry like a baby.
I'd been on a four day bender and I just had to get horizonkal in your bakery.
Horizonkal by the-city-winkle November 21, 2011

horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.
dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.
horizontal hula by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

horizontal narcolepsy 

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."
Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO
Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

Horizontal Boogie 

another word for making love, fucking, etc.
my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.
Horizontal Boogie by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

horizontal bop

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.