Horizonkal 

Utterly wasted...A fragile state when you are so tired (zonked) due to over indulgence or emotional strain, that you have to lay down anywhere before you pass out/die/cry like a baby.

I'd been on a four day bender and I just had to get horizonkal in your bakery.

Horizonkal by the-city-winkle November 21, 2011

horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

horizontal hula by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

horizontal narcolepsy 

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

horizontal narcolepsy by midleman08 May 11, 2010

horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO

Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

horizontal bop by I like chocolate milk. September 6, 2005

Horizontal Boogie 

another word for making love, fucking, etc.

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.

Horizontal Boogie by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

horizontal bop

the sex act, copulation

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.

horizontal bop by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2009

Horizontal refreshment 

Getting laid, having sex.

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.

Horizontal refreshment by Hell owe December 14, 2014