resistential

The opposite of existential, to NEVER have existed in the first place

Resistentially, they never would have met.

resistential by DramaLlama74015 November 21, 2016

Southwest Residential Area 

Area of Umass Amherst (Zoomass) populated by the students who most likly get drunk every weekend. Most female students from this area are stuck-up assholes who are picky with the men they talk to but will go home with just about anyone by the end of the night.

We're going to party in Southwest Residential Area.

Southwest Residential Area by cerealkiller182 July 26, 2008

Residentially challenged 

A homeless person or the condition of being homeless. The politically correct and kinder way to refer to a person without a permanent residence of their own.

That cat Mike who used to be in the hood, i heard he's become residentially challenged.

Residentially challenged by residentiallychallenged February 15, 2018

Resistentialism

Resistentialism is a humorous theory to describe "seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects." In other words, a war is being fought between humans and inanimate objects, and all the little annoyances objects give people throughout the day are battles between the two.

The term was coined by humorist Paul Jennings in a piece titled "Report on Resistentialism", published in The Spectator in 1948 and reprinted in The New York Times.

The slogan of Resistentialism is "Les choses sont contre nous" -- "Things are against us"

Cases of Resistentialism:

Missing car keys: they have moved of their own accord and by means quite unobservable in order to spite you... Resistentialism!

When a bouncy ball escapes down the road: it may seem innocent but the ball knows all too well that the centre of the spectacle is that poor chap grasping helplessly in its wake... Resistentialism!

Be on the watch my fellow humans!

Resistentialism by Crescentpics May 30, 2011

resistentialism

The seemingly obstinate behavior on the part of inanimate objects

When the computer refused to power up, even though it had worked just fine 10 minutes ago and he knew nothing had changed, he chalked it up to a bad case of resistentialism.

resistentialism by ray tuley May 23, 2007

Reverse Residential School 

When a person of First Native descent bullies/assaults a Caucasian male. This refers to how white people abused the First Natives in Canada by giving them an ethnic cleansing in Residential Schools. It is called the reverse residential school as it refers to the complete opposite of what happened in those Canadian Residential Schools.

Friend: Eh, did that Metis (Half First Native/Half European) kid twist everyone's nipples in the locker room?

Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he likes giving people the Reverse Residential School treatment.

Reverse Residential School by Proffersor Nut April 4, 2017

hella residential 

When something stupid occurs; is usually preventable.

Sheng: Freakin' Maithy trying to take a shortcut.
Timur: Seriously.
Maithy: *Lobster* *Lobster*
Sheng and Timur: Hella Residential.

hella residential by Im-friends-with-a-lobster March 22, 2009