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diddling her twat 

fingering, or playing with a girls vagina.
Oh, he's probably diddling her twat.
A power play that young women make when talking to somebody new. They pretend that they are in trouble to see how you will respond.
"Yo, how did things go with Hannah yesterday?"
"She was damseling me really hard and said she was lost in Wrigleyville with Karen."
damseling by Bruce Hardstone May 31, 2018
In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.
Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.
diddling by rokesmith February 14, 2005
Present participle of the verb "to dad".
To care for offspring in a very male way. Often, but not always, accomplished with beer, tv, and half-truths. Successful dadding involves the child being whole and unmarked, clean, fed, in diapers and PJs, and napping/asleep by the time the partner returns from whatever they were doing.
"I didn't get the chance to clean up the apartment, repair the front porch, or wash the cars. I was dadding"
"Our child is fed, bathed, and asleep. Nice dadding!" (Alternate usage: "Our child is still alive and in one piece. Nice dadding!")
dadding by Dang_elf January 14, 2013

dondelinger 

A playful term for 'penis', often used in a playful manner when a friend makes a silly comment. Taken from Principal Dondelinger from The Simpsons.
Person 1: "When does the 24-hour shop close?"
Person 2: "Oh my God, you're such a dondelinger!"
dondelinger by RichF July 19, 2007

data diddling 

Data diddling is the changing of data before or during entry into the computer system. Examples include forging or counterfeiting documents used for data entry and exchanging valid disks and tapes with modified replacements.
he face legal issue because he did data diddling for crime related data
data diddling by aboola April 1, 2013