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1. Verb. pronounced (zone) To truely pwn by all definitions and without any dispute as to wheather the object has been xwnd. Past tense: Xwnd.

Always remember, when using words like this as well as any other urban words that bend the rules of grammar, that these rules are there because they make sense. It is wise to learn what rules you are breaking before breaking them.
Nub, just got xwnd!

You're a nub, bitch. I will xwn you!
Xwnd, nub!

To put xwnage in perspective to its lesser terms, pwn and own. Ownage is like a red car driving down the highway and then an F-16 fires an air-to-ground missile at it, owning it. Pwnage is like a car driving down a highway and a nuke comes down and pwns it. Xwnage is like a car driving down the highway and the universe blows up, xwning everything.
Xwn by grammatical pwnage February 9, 2010
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To extremely own somebody in a online game. Some times used as ixwn because when you own you cant just own, you have to xwn them. Like when your in WoW when you see an elf who looks really gay and you need to use your axe to split his head open. You are in the xwn.
I just xwned everybody in Unreal Tournament 3, now I am god like.
xwn by Tom Parker December 28, 2007
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xwn xwncha xwned
A mis-spelling of the word 'pwned' which is a mis-spelling of the word 'owned'. Originally said by Noodles on a forum.
Hahaha you got xwned!
xwned by breezeguy October 26, 2004
xwncha means when a beautiful flower is opening up and booming ,
also a girl that i met 7 years ago in elementary school , shes the most beautiful girl ever.
hey ur beautiful like a xwncha.”
xwncha by Shazzcool May 25, 2024
xwncha means when a beautiful flower is growing or booming.

xwncha is also a beautiful girl i met 7-8 years ago , and she has been my bff ever since , she likes older guys with beards and shes a beautiful girl that always laughs and is alwahs horny just like her bsf
“If u see an older guy with a beard. Call xwncha
Xwncha by Shazzcool May 25, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026