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Don't sweat the technique 

Just don't fucking sweat it and u'll be good
Zach: dude i fucking sweated the technique!
Alex: wtf, how did u do tht i thouht u were black
Zach: ik dude i though i was to
Alex: w/e just Don't sweat the technique

The Switzerland Technique

to survive a conflict unharmed by simply not getting involved
Joel used the Switzerland technique to win the round

The Sailboat Technique

When an circumstanced male grips the tip of his foreskin, and the bottom of his ballsack and tugs in opposite direction, thus creating a triangle shape similar to the sail of a boat.
Dude bro 1: "My girlfriend caught me doing the sailboat technique, she hasn't talked to me in a week."
Dude bro 2: "Yarr, a captain always goes down with his ship.."

the skunk technique

A sort of self defense mechanism used when someone shows interest in you

(Usually derived off ones insecurity’s)
Ex:
>Talk to anon
>Find out anon likes you

>>Think you are not good enough

>>>Proceed to purposefully make your self less desirable
>Last read 8 weeks ago

Similar to that of a skunk , if you get too close , the wretched smell will make want to get away from it
Hey what happened between you and anon?
I drove her away with the skunk technique
the skunk technique by BigFard July 28, 2021

the squirrel technique 

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".
"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."
the squirrel technique by reaper_ February 2, 2024

The Cum Sock Technique 

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.
Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"