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cum, came, ejaculated.

"Story behind it is, I had Ham and Philly! sandwiches, got it on my trousers, looked like cum, Rick said 'fiddied'
It's new.
Learn."
I arrive at school at half past 7
Look up the dinner ladies skirt, it is heaven!
Go to my homeboys on tha back TARMAC!
Shoot a couple of hoops, then i'm knack-
ERED!
Got my appointment with Mr Hird,
But before that, I threw a rock at a bird!
Because i'm hard, scarred for life,
I nearly got suspended 'cos I fiddied* on my teacher's wife!
I did it in a detention, that bitch was on her pension.
I had to write a letter of apology!
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Got told off
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Went to Science, fell asleep, OH MY GOD, i'm in deep..
OHHHHHHH, I ain't swearin', it is bad!!
Stay in school, it ain't a fad.
Wanna work in Tesco's?
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Learn, get an education, get lot's of money,
Next time you will see me, i'll have lost my virginity to a bunny.

Word.
Fiddied by avenged_mortimer! March 15, 2007
A word incompetent illiterate horse-fuckers use for cum.
Lucas 'Fiddied' Jenkins. Add and marvel at the stupidity. http://www.myspace.com/lucas271991
fiddied by avenged_mortimer December 24, 2008
To act with an extreme level of pettiness towards another person (i.e. buy 200 front row tickets for a concert to ensure that performer performs in front of an entirely empty front row
Man, I can believe he "fiddied" him like that.
Fiddied by PhxReignz October 27, 2018

Fiddledicking 

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

Fiddledick 

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.
Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.
Fiddledick by 8trackgto June 4, 2017
Fiona has a nice fiddie.
fiddie by Hal9000 December 15, 2007

bag o' fiddies 

SEE: "bag o' fifties"

A paper sack wif a lotta money indit.
Grants ain't Benjamins; but, two-for-one, they spend the same.
JUNEY: "A BAG O' FIDDIES'd set me right and pay off my cards."
RODGA: "Who you shittin', son? You'd buy crack, and I hopes
you ain't sneakin' off to do it by yourself. What ?!"

"Don't you call me no ho. I wouldn't do you for a BAG O' FIDDIES!"

"What would Fifty Cent do wif a BAG O' FIDDIES?"