S S S 

Shit, Shower and Shave - Used to indiate that you will be getting ready for work or out for a night on the town.

1. Dude, I'll be there in an hour. I just need to finish my (three S / S S S) regimen.

2. I'll be there before the game starts. I just need to Shit, Shower and Shave.

S S S by Jeff Mahoney January 1, 2006

s s s 

Shoot, Shovel, Shut up

As in, to kill someone, bury their body, and not say anything about it

Person A: Man I really hope the cops don't find my stash

Person B: Well, if they do, just SSS.

s s s by S. W. August 14, 2005

s s s 

second skin satin. a fabric used for womens underware.

VS s s s thongs fit and feel great

s s s by thongluvr December 28, 2005

s s s 

a.k.a. triple s.

Have you seen Triple S around lately? naw, last I saw he was trying to buy a girl drinks, failed. He then tried to bum a smoke from me, I was able to resist the force this time, I was lucky.

s s s by Elcapeton March 15, 2004

S S S 

abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'

term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.

variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc

"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"

S S S by GAR February 5, 2004

S.S.S 

Scrotum Sucking Slut

Geeze that dirty S.S.S is pissing me off

S.S.S by Hotboganslut February 20, 2009

s.s.s. 

Acronym for Sudden Shit Syndrome.

Describes the acute onset of the urgent need to shit. In most cases, diarrhea. This is the kind of shit that you simply can't hold it. Your ass cannot relax or there will be a disaster.

person 1: "John, why the HELL are you driving like that? Slow down!"

person 2: (standing up while driving) "I'm about to seriously shit my pants! I gotta get to a bathroom!!!"

person 1: "yep, sounds like you have a serious case of S.S.S. my friend."

s.s.s. by krl0309 April 11, 2010