Replace 

to take something, and get another to take its place ;

usually a downgrade. usually the replacement is not as good as the original

John: "hey, Frank! Where's your iPod?"
Frank: "I lost it, so i had to replace it with this crappy version, until i find it!"

Replace by UofAProffesor January 16, 2012

Replace

No. That's alright.

Hym "No, you don't gotta replace her. Just remove all ancillary statuses. So, Jon Jones you can't fuck my wife anymore. Megyn Kelly ruined it for everybody."

Replace by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

replace the divots 

Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.

"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."

replace the divots by World Class Organization January 21, 2015

Replace a shit 

Replacing random words in a sentence with "shit". Used for added intensity or pure enjoyment.

Original sentence: I have to run to the library to study calculus.

Replace a shit: I have to "shit" to the library to "shit" calculus.

Replace a shit by Hateonthis October 28, 2009

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script 

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:

"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003

I don't chase em i replace em 

This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.

Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.

If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.

Women for you are a dime a dozen.

This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.

Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club

Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.

Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..

Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.

Person 1: Thats how I roll bro

I don't chase em i replace em by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011

Erase And Replace 

To erase something and replace it with something else.

Used as a joke when fed up or not wanting to deal with a particular person.

"That damn kid pissed me off at brunch today. I'm gonna erase and replace his ass"

Obama supports the erase and replace plan for a better america.

"I would like to erase this reality show and replace it with more supernatural!"

Erase And Replace by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009