Belgium 

Street name for the country known as “South Netherlands”. Only used by people with no bitches.

“Belgium is actually called ‘South Netherlands’”

Belgium by BalhaarVerzamelaar April 12, 2022

Belgium 

The most offensive word a man could say in the galaxy. On earth, it’s the name of a small country.

Person 1: Well, I went to Belgium to-
Alien 2: GASP!

Belgium by Geekster1984 June 17, 2023

Belgium 

Something that doens't exist.

'Do you know what Belgium is?'
'What?'

Belgium by PetroleumPiraat May 9, 2019

Belgium 

A country which has a complicated political structure which is based on bilingualism; where the same political ideology can be represented by two different parties according to the language.

There are 2 liberal parties in Belgium: Dutch speaking "Open VLD" and French speaking "Mouvement Reformiste".

Belgium by Les aveux du garcon August 20, 2014

Belgium 

A country in north western Europe, specifically designed as somewhere Britain, France and Germany can settle their differences every generation or so.

Belgium was host to the following international tournaments:Waterloo, World War 1, and World War 2 to name the best known examples, also a current home of the EU government

Belgium by Libreg January 20, 2011

belgium 

Home of the waffle, historic castles, and beer that is often voted best on Earth.

Belgium has a better war record than France

belgium by King Andrew July 11, 2003

Belgium 

The Retarded cousin of the dutch

belgium the Retarded cousin of the dutch

Belgium by kankervlek2 April 8, 2021