Murphy's Intersection Law 

When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.

I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.

Murphy's Intersection Law by Tbonerstalloner August 30, 2017

Angelica’s Intervention 

A theory that states when a governing body becomes so corrupt that only someone with supernatural abilities/powers could challenge them and win.

Tim: I wonder if all of those conspiracy theories about the deep state and globalists are true

Gary: if they are only Angelica’s intervention could save us

Angelica’s Intervention by Dilf May 21, 2022

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction 

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary

Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction by Andrastegb February 23, 2015

Murphy's Law of Intersections 

"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."

I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!

Murphy's Law of Intersections by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Internation Spill Tea Day 

On April 23, everyone will spill their tea and get into fights.

“Hey it’s Internation Spill Tea Day, what’s the tea?”

Internation Spill Tea Day by thygoat May 26, 2018

internection

Abbreviation for Internet Connection. It's a term that has become considerably more commonly used, but has not yet been abbreviated. It is easier and quicker to say and can be understood easily, even by someone who has never heard it before.

I'm totally out of new porn, my internection's been down all week!

internection by Queennicks February 13, 2007

Interjections 

Show excitement, or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.

So when you're happy; "Hooray!"
Or sad, "Awww."
Or frightened, "Eeek!"

Or mad, "Rats!"
Or excited, "WOW!"
Or glad, "Hey!"

An interjections starts the sentence right!

Interjections by OliveIsStrange November 12, 2019