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Ten Points for Gryffindor! 

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.
Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then

Ten Points for Gryffindor 

The term defining the event where a man and a woman are having intercourse in a bedroom, and upon the time of finishing, a third party who has been hiding in the closet, unbeknowsnt to the man or woman, jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!" and promptly runs out of the room. Usually works best with random hook ups, but also is well suited for sex within a relationship.
"Yo dude, you remember how Chris was with that random girl last night? I so ten points for gryffindored them"

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years 

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"
this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

Ten Points For Griffindor 

this is when you light someone up for the first time (marijuana) and it is essentially your award for doing so
Guy #1- Did you just get Sally to smoke weed?
Guy #2- Hell yeah! I got Ten Points For Griffindor!!!!!!!

or

c'mon just smoke it! I need to get ten points for griffindor

Beat a furry for ten days 

You can beat a furry on February 10th through February 20th
man 1: yo bro its Beat a furry for ten days
man 2: bro no way it is

man 1: let beat some furries

Ten-Forty 

Wick House at the University of Chicago has their Finals Week dance parties at 10:45. Thus, at 10:40, they prepare for the dance of their life.

Thus, to say Ten-Forty means "5 minutes 'til Dance Party"
Andrew: Hey Adam, you know what time it is?
Adam: Oh, its Ten-Forty!
Andrew: You know what that means...
Adam: Awww yeah...
Ten-Forty by CinderellaFatass March 16, 2009