rizored

To act in an overly drunken manner. Stumbling, slurred speech, and forgetting to pay your bar tab.

"Man last night was great but i got so rizored I forgot to pay my tab again!"

rizored by M.P.C. January 22, 2007

Rigored 

1. To be anally raped.

2. To be metaphorically anally raped.

1. I was knocked unconscious and rigored last night in the freight elevator.

2. I got rigored today when Joe called in sick to work. Now not only do I have to open the store, but I also have to close the store on my day off!

Rigored by JRigor June 28, 2009

Razored 

To get steamed on bashed cocaine and wake up soiled

“Got absolutely razored lastnight, can’t remember a thing” CC

Razored by CC C.raig December 17, 2018

razored 

waking up after a night of drinking covered in blood.

dude...i don't know how it happened, but i got fuckin' razored last night.

razored by max March 1, 2008