headcheese 

The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.

I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.

headcheese by Calixity August 25, 2005

HeadCheese 

The stuff that get stuck under your foreskin after masturbating or having sex.

David: brb gonna take a shower to get rid of some headcheese.

noob Head Cheese Headcheese

HeadCheese by The Great Cornholio Of UD September 14, 2009

headcheese 

Awesome stuff that accumulates on a hooded dick. Ripens with age. An acquired taste.

that homo loves my headcheese

headcheese by Nikhil_Kapoor April 19, 2006

headcheese 

Considered an exotic food, it is far than being anywhere near exotic. Head cheese is made of the different parts of the heads of different animals that were used for other meats, and called "exotic" when in fact is truly nothing more than a ball of leftovers.

Having a steak and potato dinner at a steak house is more exotic than having a slice of headcheese. Eww...

headcheese by Katopolis February 20, 2005

headcheese 

A new and innovative sex act in which a female/male performs fellatio while his or her partner snacks on high-quality cheese, thereby doubling the satisfaction. This is a new and upcoming sex act.

"Oh baby, you give such good headcheese!"

headcheese by Kashkaval Queen June 23, 2006

headcheese 

the stink on a pillow, usually one belonging to a man, originating from a combination of unwashed scalp/hair/sweat residue

My boyfriend's head cheese smell is permanently embedded into his pillow.

headcheese by The Only Maria ever June 25, 2005

head cheese 

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

head cheese by DJP August 23, 2003