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texada timewarp 

Bomb ass weed, grown outdoors on Texada Island.
She's going to BC to pick up some of that bomb ass Texada Timewarp.
texada timewarp by spinge June 27, 2005
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Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.
I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.
Texada Time warp by Stuperman July 30, 2006
A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.
"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."
Teadawg by Teadawg September 13, 2014
When you are carrying on multiple conversations via text and you accidentally send the wrong text to one of the people you are texting with. Can be very troublesome, particularly when you are talking to girls or guys you like and the texadent reveals you are in to more than one person.
Omg... We were texting and then I got a text meant for another girl! He said it was a texadent but now I know this guy is a player!
Texadent by misselisabete November 23, 2013

manual textdarity 

Defined as ones ability to control his or her fingers on a mobile device keyboard. One who makes multiple typos is said to have poor manual textdarity.
Cal's texts are as hard to understand as when he's on the phone talkin to you. I used to think he was an illiterate, but maybe he has bad manual textdarity, from his arthrytis.
manual textdarity by Fnqaz November 29, 2017

teradactyl 

The sexual act of performing fellatio and simultaneously jerking off two penii. This motion resembles that of a teradactyl in flight. Related to skiing, but arms are raised, and mouth is open.
I used to think that the teradactyl was extinct until Bruce, Dante, and I met up with that ho-bag Tina.
teradactyl by RagingClue December 12, 2006