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knee high 

noun. 1. When lying down under a blanket, a hard on that resembles a knee.
Random Girl: "Jamie, move your knee. I can't see the television."
Jamie: "That's not my knee. That's a knee high!"
knee high by Cindy February 14, 2006

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.
"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

knee high to a duck 

referring to when somebody was younger or even when he or she was a child.
"I've known Charlie since I was knee high to a duck."

knee high to a dick 

knee high to a dick by Felix April 21, 2003

Knee-high on a grasshopper

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

knee high converse 

An abomination of all that is good and beautiful in the world. Under no circumstances buy the things.
"I bought some knee high converses today. What are you doing with that knife? No stop STOP HELP"