Surprise Cream 

jizzing on someone unexpectingly

Standing behind the door of a girls room beating off and right when she answers you blow your load in her face. then yelling SURPRISE CREAM!

Surprise Cream by marshjt April 3, 2011

Oatmeal Cream Surprise 

The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.

Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!

Oatmeal Cream Surprise by Timbo and R Flo August 15, 2009

Oreo cream surprise 

When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.

My wife and I enjoyed a oreo cream surprise last night after the kids went to bed.

Oreo cream surprise by Cdesh121 June 16, 2018

Blueberry cream surprise 

sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.

Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.

Blueberry cream surprise by Jago29 September 9, 2010

cream surprise 

The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE

So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed

cream surprise by Buckethead/chickenmaster November 26, 2006

chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her

I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night

chocolate cream surprise by jimlustylip September 15, 2010

Coconut Cream Surprise 

Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.

"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"

Coconut Cream Surprise by Stamps Bitch October 20, 2006