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shooting squirrel in a barrel 

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!
Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

barbecue squirrel

"My barbecue squirrel" is a marvelous, cute and lovable for your significant other.
What do you want to eat for dinner my barbecue squirrel

barking squirrel 

typically used as an excuse when someone farts
Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel
barking squirrel by chadlamo January 29, 2012

squirrelberry 

A form of cellphone that is better than any iphone or blackberry...or for that matter the two combined. It can do anything imaginable...or for that matter unimaginable. It is the ULTIMATE cellphone.
Hey man, can I use your squirrelberry to make a call? Response: You can use my squirrelberry to do ANYTHING you want.
squirrelberry by lemon chiffonm 12 October 21, 2010

squirrelbait 

1) a squirrel placed on the end of a fishing rod
2) Budic
Squirrelbait threw a brick through a windshield
squirrelbait by jfdsajkfd January 10, 2008

squirrelbacca 

Squirrelbacca is a term used to Describe someone named Owen Hunter Peters. Squirrelbacca is also means "king of the rodents." And is a bad ass person
Owen hunter Peters aka squirrelbacca is such a bad ass
squirrelbacca by Squirrelbacca June 26, 2016