Squirrelitis 

A syndrome resulting from a untreated squirrel bite. Symptoms include; the heightened urge to think & talk about squirrels, the increased desire to fetch nuts, and an intense feeling of a need to climb trees.

He must have squirrelitis, all he ever does is talk about squirrels.

Squirrelitis by Mr.SilkyPants November 22, 2006

Squirrelicide 

What happens when you are driving, and a squirrel suddenly darts in front of your car. As you swerve to avoid hitting it, the squirrel also swerves, right under your front tire.

The teen was visibly shaken after her first encounter with squirrelicide.

Squirrelicide by Ann_Hedonia November 3, 2008

squirrelified

When your bestest friend in the world has a blonde moment, even tho she is not a blonde, and gets distracted, she has been squirrelified, which can b fun!!!

When my squirrel gets drunk, and we r deep in conversation
, But she gets distracted, for example, mid sentence she forgets

what she was saying and randomly says "squirrel", it's usually due to her and people around her having a brain fart. She was squirrelified.

squirrelified by Noresun2noAmy2 December 13, 2021

squirrelicious 

A deliciously frisky lady

That girl's squirrelicious attitude turns me on!

squirrelicious by Mo She March 31, 2008

squirrelittus 

someone who always wants a piggyback and sometimes starts to be gay

chris stop being squirrelittus

squirrelittus by Loafy May 31, 2007

squirrelitist 

Person who thinks they are too good for certain down-home traditions, such as eating squirrel meat. Likewise, any person who considers themselves 'above' eating any type of offal or non-normal meat product.

"You won't eat squirrel meat? Dude, don't be such a squirrelitist."

squirrelitist by peggsey November 27, 2012

Squirrelitarian 

A Squirrelitarian could very well be considered a vegetarian or even a vegan. But true Squirrelitarians engorge themselves on squirrel type foods, like nuts and berries and leafy greens. As well, we Squirrelitarians drink large amounts if water and like our hair rubbed.

"Damn Sam, you're a Squirrelitarian?"
"Hell yeah man! I only eat nuts and berries!"

Squirrelitarian by TheUgliest June 6, 2014