Smurfin it 

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

Smurfin it by skizzle mcnizzle November 9, 2008

Smurfin it 

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

Smurfin it by skizzle mcnizzle November 10, 2008

Smurfing It 

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

Smurfing It by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Smurfanite 

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle

Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam

Smurfanite by flash202 January 26, 2017

smurfingtons 

when you smurf on someone

omds man like the smurfingtons.

smurfingtons by RYSNAGGOT March 31, 2025