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twisted by fate, moments where everything is so twisted and in a haze but there is some kind of hope within you brought about by aspirations of a better tomorrow,dreaming for changes in fortunes and love.
THANK YOU( A Poem by Kibe Lisa)

Seasons are an edict in destiny,and you my friend are a companion of destiny but as seasons wane askew down these collied seasons of my life i would like you to know that i appreciate you for all those times that you have been there for me, in those dark moments of my life when all was null to me and there was no rhythm nor any discernible order in my head. But you were there for me,at ma every beck and call....even though i was a nuisance ....i know. But as i echo my sentiments know tat i would never ever forget that...even in my darkest hours,even in my deathbed...those memories will perish with me no matter where i go ..they will be with me even when you will be very far away from me...because they keep me warm,they keep me happy and make me remember that there was someone who loved and cared about me.....even that one time......in that glorious life time....am really glad that i knew you....
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Molly collied 

When a homosexual child who doesn't know he's gay yet but mammy does and mammy's really worried that he's going to get picked on then one day he's out cycling on his bike and someone come up to him and says "faggot" the child un be knowing to him what has been said goes home to his mammy and says "mammy mammy i was just cycling on my bike and someone just called me a faggot" to mammy's greatest worry she jumps around the house shouting "what what what what" and beings to hug a and pity her child, the child copies his mother by jumping around also saying "what what what what". and every time there after when the child is out on the road something is said to him wether good or bad the child starts screaming and should just like his mammy thought him and runs home to his mammy so he can berry his head under his mammy's skirt for more pity and love and kisses to make the pain of the bad words that have been said to him.... he copies the behaviours of a woman and is acting like a faggot on the streets.

Also quite common in young black men.
Look at that kid he's acting like a molly collied little bitch... Go on run home to your mammy you little puff
Molly collied by Cuchalainn January 31, 2017
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MARIJUANA... term used by rastafarians and jamaicans
i and i is gonna smoke some collie mon :)
collie by lootinandshootin December 17, 2006
Jamaican rastafarian slang for marijuana, typically used to describe a person with marijuana available for sale, as in collie man. Word origin is from East Indian migrant workers (also responsible for the slang ganja), who would invoke the name of East Indian goddess "Kali", in reference to femininity and potency. Note: marijuana's most-potent bit is the flower of an unpollinated female plant (sensimilla).
Mister collie man
Me want some herbs to smoke tonight
- Steel Pulse "Macka Splaff "
collie by marshmallow75 April 18, 2016

Border Collie 

Smartest breed of dog in the world. They make great companions for people who can excercise them physically and mentally. However a border collie with the wrong owner can easily become a problem dog with neurotic behavior.
My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student.
Border Collie by MrG12345 May 11, 2009
Definition - used as a exclamation! when two people have similar ideas, or, share convergent thought patterns.

Gestures - it is often accompanied by a hand gestures. where the persons two hands are clenched and brought together.

Pronunciation - the word collide is said with the emphasis on the -ide. which is typically drawn out. i.e. COL-I...DE! as to sound as though the word collide is spelt with several I's

Origin - within the scientific academic elite of the UK, the word collide developed an alternative meaning to the traditional use within the English language. the word COLLIDE! used at the end/or beginning of a sentence has been incorporated into popular scientific language throughout many universities and associated social circles.
person A: the elements in this rock suggest is is formed from melted mantle contaminated by the crust.
person B: COLLIDE! i was thinking the same thing

person A: i fancy eggs for breakfast
person B: COLLIDE! (its funny you should say that), i just this moment put them on

Worlds colliding

When two separate aspects or relationships in a persons life collide: your friends (one "world") become friends with your girlfriend (a separate "world").

Popularized by The Seinfeld episode "the pool guy", in which Georges Costanzas' girlfriend forms her own friendship with Georges' platonic friend Elaine (Causing Georges' worlds to collide).
Kramer: 'Jerry, don't you see? This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his world's collide. You know what happens then?'

<Kramer puts his hands together and makes explosion sounds that exemplify what happens when there are worlds colliding>

KRAMER: 'Ka shha shha shha Pkooo!'
Worlds colliding by Donjulio78 October 30, 2009