plurf

a wad of cum dripping from your philtrum

and/or

a chunk of feces secretly stored underneath your tongue for fun at parties.

Billie: Dude! are you hiding a plurf in your mouth?!
Chuck: -ppppluuurrrrfffff-

Dannie: Candassce, I think I accidentally gave you a plurf...

plurf by Plurf all night October 24, 2006

Plural 

Peace, Love, Unity, Respect, And, Life

Stay plural my friends.

Plural by Lay Z Lost Boi November 8, 2014

Plurped 

Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.

When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"

Plurped by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011

plurfect 

Perfect, but in plural, because the perfection is in several ways at once.

Someone shows up just at the right moment to catch a bus, and is dressed really nicely. The timing is perfect, and so is the appearance. Plurfect!

plurfect by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

pluffer 

An extremely delicate item, Must be handled with care and love.

Wow my heart is such a pluffer...

pluffer by sadasdasd3q4324 April 28, 2016

cracking plur 

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

cracking plur by Hugo sniffer July 31, 2017

PLURR 

n. the rave concept of Peace, Love, Unity, Respect, & Responsibility, principles by which most candy ravers attempt to live their lives in and out of raves. Adapted from the original PLUR to include responsibility in response to the abuse of drugs, people, and venues within the rave community, in the hope that the community will recieve a more positive reputation from its members and critics.

PLURR is a way of life for me.

PLURR by hyperexcel June 17, 2003