The universal pronoun, also used as an exclamation, possesive, article, curse word, or demonstrative.
"Eem" first
came about from various sportscasters, notably Phil Simms, as a shortening of the word "him" after a
verb. Since, the word has evolved into various uses and is perhaps the most useful word on the
planet.
"Aah, there's the penalty, he hooked eem."
"Sir, could you get pass eem butter?"
"Whose
bicycle is that?"
"Oh, it's eems."
"Oh, eem it to
hell!"
"
Call eem over!"