constipation 

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation

constipation by botaf November 11, 2003

Constipation 

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.

Constipation by APfromMSP April 30, 2005

Constipation 

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!

Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.

Constipation by Fart Matser August 24, 2003

Constipation 

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.

Constipation by jay420 August 25, 2005

constipation 

When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(

constipation by not gir October 9, 2006

constipation 

When the train won't come out of the tunnel.

I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.

constipation by Anonymous...... February 1, 2008

Constipation 

When your poo grows attachment issues and acts as a fetus

constipation heheh lol xoxox

Constipation by tannyab February 4, 2013