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Bus Lines in Israel 

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.
Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.

Too many blank lines in a row 

This phrase means there was not enough communication when a couple had a row .
When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.

Two lines in hair

To indicate ones acceptance to take intercourse in the anus.
See those two lines in hair ? That dude fucks but he fucks dudes!
Two lines in hair by Big head lg February 5, 2021

Run Lines In Your Trailer 

“Run lines in your trailer” is an innuendo said by Wallace Wells to Todd Ingram in the Netflix show: Scott Pilgrim Takes Off. It is used to suggest a very hot on-set affair.
Todd: what just happened?
Wallace: Not sure. Want to run lines in your trailer?

lines in your trailer 

A code phrase for when you and your partner are actors for a movie but you get to take a break by having sex with them in a production trailer, as seen in the Netflix series "Scott Pilgrim Takes Off".
"Hey, so, um so, so quick question, um about the script?'
"Run lines in your trailer?"

Wanna run lines in my trailer

Another way of asking someone if they want to make the bed go squeak squeak
"Wanna run lines in my trailer??"
"Sure"
-squeak squeak squeak-