Mini-van 

2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back

I gave her the mini-van last night and she loved it!

Mini-van by borgo February 27, 2009

Mini-Van 

1 in the front, 5 in the back

i gave my girlfriend the mini-van last night

Mini-Van by Tony Nadz September 20, 2006

Mini-Van 

nickname often given to the fat friend in a group of cute females.

they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'

"Mini-Van is sure wolfing down the extra large pizza like it was her last meal!"

Mini-Van by ot-susy September 22, 2006

Mini-Van 

2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.

I gave Cindy the shocker...well I gave Ivana the Mini-Van.

Mini-Van by Fatty69 January 3, 2009

Mini-van 

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

Mini-van by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019

mini van 

mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.

I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.

mini van by Q Baby March 30, 2008

mini van 

vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one

you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."

mini van by William Hole March 21, 2008