shit money

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.

'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'

shit money by ihateslappers May 16, 2009

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Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.

I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.

Shit Money by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

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british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

british shit money by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004