paki's ankle

the last half inch of a spliff

Hurry up with that doobie, you greedy cunt ... I don't want the paki's ankle!

paki's ankle by the turtle's head October 30, 2007

ankle bitter(s) 

Jeans or pants that fit unfashionably tight around the ankles.

Marco's jeans were so tight they were bitting his ankles. Marco was wearing some tight ass ankle bitters.

ankle bitter(s) by Martina Huff July 15, 2008

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk by The BrGr February 9, 2024

How's that ankle Jon? 

Yeah, that was sick.

Hym "But... How's that ankle Jon?"

How's that ankle Jon? by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Ankle sharking 

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

Ankle sharking by JpodNi February 6, 2020

Ankle Shark 

An ankle shark is a term (noun) for a cat when it is stalking around your ankles, often brushing against your leg. Also used as a verb, ankle sharking, to describe the activity itself.

Here comes that little ankle shark, Muffin.

Ankle Shark by JpodNi February 6, 2020

ankle spanker 

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

ankle spanker by Anonymous November 1, 2003