Darting

v. The act of pissing on the private parts (over the pants only, weirdos... i mean c'mon..) of your friend with a group of people, a circus, an airplanes worth, a stadium or by yourself WHILE this said friend is passed out in a party from being drunk and dumb. (take turns for bonus points!)

The following day you must advise your said friend that "he pissed himself, ALOT". Only until a few years finally telling them the truth.

This definition is not responsible for those who attempt to dart, darted, or started darting people. AwesomerInc*

"While _____ was passed out on this party, me and a huge group of kids started darting the shit out of this one kid..."

"you darted him?"

"Yes, he was passed out so me and a large group of friends took turns peeing on the crotch of his pants. When he woke up we told him he pissed himself"

Darting by AwesomerInc March 2, 2012

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darting

Taking sedatives in order to achieve a deep sleep, as a wild animal is sometimes shot with a tranquilizer dart.

We were darting and didn't wake up until twelve hours later.

darting by tdolby42 September 11, 2008

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Darting

V. the act of pushing one's tongue into the mouth of another quickly and pulling right out.

Outside the theater, he kept darting his tongue into my mouth.

Darting by poopyshoe18 May 13, 2018

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Darting

Yeah, I could tell from the eyes darting from side to side when he talks. Hilarious!

Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"

Iam "Will you stop?"

Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"

Darting by Hym Iam May 18, 2022