You know your way around the streets, you’ve seen the shit you needed, you’ve done your dirt and you’ve got out alive. You’ve been to war with your neighbors, fought through rough times. More importantly, you stay silent.

You’re brothers pretty wise.
Yeah, he’s battle tested.

battle tested by GTPxEOE June 1, 2019

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soap trusted you

- Captain Price, an angry British man that has just punched you down the stairs with a .50 Cal.

This clip is commonly used after another clip (that somebody definitely searched for) of lewding something random er some shit idk search “soap trusted you” on YouTube

“Soap trusted you. I thought I could too. So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?!?”

frequently used in situations like: *hentai clip*

right before some porn shit happens: Price comes whooshing into the screen to save you from the horny and aggressively punches you down the stairs then recites the lines above, then puts a .50 Cal Desert Eagle to your forehead.

soap trusted you by chad_bro January 18, 2021

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busted never trusted

a hideous person (usually a girl) that's also a triflin' liar

Dude 1: Damn, our hostess is so ugly!

Dude 2: Yea, and she said that our table would be ready 45 minutes ago!

Dude 3: She's busted never trusted!

busted never trusted by shawn123456 February 13, 2009

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Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.

Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.

Mad Tested. by Monstopher March 7, 2013

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