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Techtarded 

Retarded when it comes to using computers, retards using technology..
I can't snaptwat I'm techtarded.
Techtarded by Hahahotroddinhaley November 8, 2020

techtarded 

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."
techtarded by Jamie L. May 15, 2005

techtarded 

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.
You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.
techtarded by Jamie May 13, 2005

techtarded 

Being incapable of managing modern technology.
Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...
techtarded by jeffstra July 31, 2011

techtarded 

A person, or an act of a person who is incompitent with technology.
The first type knows what they are, and are deadly afraid of electronics as a result.
The second type are not aware of what they are, and as a result usually end up destroying things in an attempt to fix them.
The caller to the IT helpdesk is techtarded.

You asked someone to set up your DVD player clock, and now it's in a million pieces and they're nowhere to be seen - you *know* when you've been techtarded.
techtarded by Mr Savlon September 24, 2009

techtarded 

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard
Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.
techtarded by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011