-Yo broski, i'm
drunk as fuck, horney as wilt chamberlain, and this girl is sweatin my nuts like a fat guy in a sauna; but she looks like
christopher walken.
-No worries bro! Every thought about double bagging? It's the best thing since the fleshlight!
-Good idea, thanks shameless frat guy!
-Aww shit...i have been shotgunning maddog 20/20 and Vladies Vodka for six hours, i havnt gotten laid in a fortnight, this bitch will
take it in the ass like ava devine, but her face resembles Steve Buscemi...good thing i don't have a soul and i'm down for double bagging anytime night or day, summer or winter, guy or girl!
- those who don't rep the durst