acstache 

Kind of self-explanatory. It's when the area between your nose and upperlip is covered with zits, usually also containing a few hair sprouts.

Billy: "Can you help me with the answer to number three?"

Mandy: "Sorry, what did you say? I was too busy starring at your repulsive acstache. You should get that treated."

acstache by skate_element92 August 17, 2006

asstache 

The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.

My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.

asstache by Sidesmack January 26, 2008

Asstache 

hair on your buttox

did you know that your asstache is connected to your eyes? Pluck one out, and check for yourself

Burnik in tagalog

Asstache by The-Deemo December 23, 2009

achstache 

a mustache of acne.

"Man, that dude has an achstache!"

achstache by lkijfdgvjsdkv May 14, 2009

asstache 

Any hair or distinctive marking around the anus

Look at the asstache on that cat.

asstache by Kevin Walter December 9, 2008

asstache 

when a man or woman fingers his or her own balloon knot then takes their dirty digit out and wipes it across the upper lip.

i was so pissed at jen that after i plowed her from behind i gave her an asstache... and she liked it...

asstache by tommy kenny September 22, 2006

asstache 

the hair in and around a persons ass

mike has to shave his asstache said dina

asstache by bosk3r69 August 29, 2009