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S Tease D 

The disease-like condition when you start gaining romantic feelings for a tease (typically women) who openly flirts with everyone for his/her own personal benefit (AKA, an attention whore). S Tease D's can be very serious and can last for days or even years. There is no cure for an S Tease D but there are treatments. Treatments include strip club patronizing, booty calls, introductions and conversations with new prospecting individuals, and social avoidance of the infecting party.
I don't know why anybody would want to go out with her. She only gives guys S tease D's.
S Tease D by Mr. Carr August 13, 2009
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sex tense 

The form of a verb referring to "after sex."
Rod and I will be over for dinner sex tense, thinking around 7ish.
sex tense by CLRG October 24, 2014

Shin Megoomie tense of the a 

Slap god till he is dead!
Why don’t you play a real Shin megoomie Tense of the a game?

woah there bucko you seem a bit tense 

egg woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

That got my sim very tense 

What you say when you or someone else says the word frick.
Alphys: TOP 10 SHOWS THAT MAKE YOU FORGET TO DO YOUR FRICKING JOB!
Me: That got my sim very tense

Tease Sneeze 

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!
Tease Sneeze by Tajdæ July 9, 2016

Tease and squeeze

It is prison slang, which means "torture and murder".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".
ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".